The New York City Cab Driver"s Joke Book

by Jim Pietsch

Publisher: Warner Books

Written in English
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A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. All he needed to do was somehow get to the airport, and then he'd be home-free. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised. a new cab driver on his shoulder to ask him something. The driver squealed “EEEEEEEEEE!”, lost control of car, and screeched to a stop after mounting the sidewalk. Hailing taxi cabs! Got this from a joke book my niece got for Christmas. new york city paris dispatch minivan london limousine inn parliament architect york berlin. More jokes about: black humor, blonde, car, communication, driving A priest was driving down the road one day when getting stopped by a cop. The cop smelled alcohol on the priest's breath and saw an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.   Since Yellow Cab-style taxis had to have a “medallion” or license to operate in New York City. The New York Taxi and Limousine Commission (TLC) .

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In this follow-up to the widely successful New York City Cab Driver's Joke Book, Jim Pietsch has put together another riotously funny collection of more than jokes that is sure to have everyone laughing.

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He hopes that joke tellers everywhere will use this volume as their handbook, telling the jokes to everyone they know, and spreading hysterical laughter all over the by: 1.

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In this follow-up to the widely successful New York City Cab Driver's Joke Book, Jim Pietsch has put together another riotously funny collection of more than jokes that is sure to have everyone laughing.

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Top positive review. All positive reviews › Shyam. out of 5 stars Lovely book. Reviewed in the United States on June 2, Hilarious stuff, well written and edited. He brings out a /5. Every cab driver has a story, and there are plenty of good books out there offering great cab-driver stories.

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Peter’s decision. New York Jokes - Oh Lordy. A minister dies and, resplendent in his clerical collar and colorful robes, waits in line at the Pearly Gates. First, this book is from The picture of the author in his cab shows the NYC taxi fare starts at $ and is 10 cents for add'l 1/9 mile.

So the jokes are all old. Almost none of them are even remotely funny. The long ones are all written in a really outdated way. Here is a sampling of the short "jokes". New York’s cabs attracts a broad audience. This New York City Taxicab Fact Book traces the history of the industry and profiles the taxi industry’s three constituent elements: passengers, drivers and owners.

The Fact Book was prepared by Bruce. Cab Driver Jokes. This joke may contain profanity. who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabby, St.

Peter invites him to grab a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven. There is this taxi driver in New York City nearing the end of his shift, but he decides that he will pick up one more person. The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of Noo Yawk City." Saint Peter consults his list.

He smiles and says to the taxi driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The taxi driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn.

“The average New York cab ride is still one of the most exciting experiences in the city. These guys take chances with your life for 5 bucks that you wouldn’t take for 5 million.” We’re. A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, "Please, don't ever do that again.

Hearse Driver There was a hearse driver and he had driven a hearse for 25 years and today was his first day as a taxi driver and he was very nervous. So he picked up a man and was driving to his destination but as they were driving there the man in the back seat wanted to.

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The Taxicab Fact Book is a quick look at the state of the yellow taxi industry (with a brief look at the other for-hire vehicle industries). This will be the first in a regular summary of taxi trends in New York City.

Not only does the Fact Book contain updated statistics on. A Taxi driver and a Priest die and knock on heaven's door. St-Peter shows the Taxi driver his new home, a lavish Castle fully equipped with butlers and servants. When the priests turn comes, he is shown a meager Hut with no electricity or water.

It's my first day as a cab driver, I've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years". So there is this taxi driver in New York City, and it is nearing the end of his shift but he decides that he will pick up one more person before he turns in for the night.

Driving is not the way to get around Manhattan. You'll spend a lot of time stuck in traffic trying to get from place to place, and you won't be able to get out of the car much, because there will be no place for the driver to park or even stop and wait for you.

Here in Manhattan very few people have cars, and those who do mostly keep them garaged during the week and use them to leave the city. A woman gets on a cab with her baby. The cab driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!' The woman calls the cab service provider.

She on the call: 'The driver just insulted me calling my baby ugly!' The owner says: 'You go up and tell him to get off. Go on, I'll hold the call till then.' 3. Joke of the Day: old Jewish Taxi Driver A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.

The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. The Fifth Element (French: Le Cinquième Élément) is a English-language French science-fiction action film directed and co-written by Luc stars Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman, and Milla ily set in the 23rd century, the film's central plot involves the survival of planet Earth, which becomes the responsibility of Korben Dallas (Willis), a taxicab driver and former.The New Frontier Joke Book By Gene Wortsman Illustrated by Robert Maxwell Weber New York, NY: Macfadden Books Pg.

We hear that Berlitz is putting in a new language course primarily for Americans. It’s called Boston English. “Taxi Driver” is one of those works of art that outlives its own time.

As Shakespeare survived the Elizabethan Age and Charles Dickens the Victorian, director Scorsese and writer Paul Schrader’s odyssey through the mean streets of s New York City still stands long after those streets have been gentrified and Disneyfied beyond recognition.